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Alimom4
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PostSubject: Toddler Rules:    Toddler Rules:  Icon_minitimeAugust 26th 2010, 6:52 am

Toddler Rules
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1. If it is on, I must turn it off. If it is off, I must turn it on.
2. If it is folded, I must unfold it.
3. If it is a liquid, it must be shaken, then spilled. If it a solid, it must
be crumbled, chewed or smeared.
4. If it is high, it must be reached.
5. If it is shelved, it must be unshelved. If it is pointed, it must be run
with at top speed.
6. If it has leaves, they must be picked.
7. If it is plugged, it must be unplugged.
8. If it is not trash, it must be thrown away. If it is in the trash, it must
be removed, inspected, and thrown on the floor.
9. If it is closed, it must be opened. If it does not open, it must be
screamed at. If it has drawers, they must be rifled.
10. If it is a pencil, it must write on the refrigerator, monitor, or table.
11. If it is full, it will be more interesting emptied. If it is empty, it
will be more interesting full. If it is a pile of dirt, it must be laid upon.
12. If it is stroller, it must under no circumstances be ridden in without
protest. It must be pushed by me instead,
13. If it has a flat surface, it must be banged upon.
14. If Mommy's hands are full, I must be carried.
15. If Mommy is in a hurry and wants to carry me, I must walk alone.
16. If it is paper, it must be torn.
17. If it has buttons, they must be pressed.
18. If the volume is low, it must go high.
19. If it is toilet paper, it must be unrolled on the floor.
20. If it is a drawer, it must be pulled upon.
21. If it is a toothbrush, it must be inserted into my mouth.
22. If it has a faucet, it must be turned on at full force.
23. If it is a phone, I must talk to it.
24. If it is a bug, it must be swallowed.
25. If it doesn't stay on my spoon, it must be dropped on the floor.
26. If it is not food, it must be tasted.
27. If it is dry, it must be made wet with drool, milk, or toilet water.
28. If it is a carseat, it must be protested with arched back.


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PostSubject: Re: Toddler Rules:    Toddler Rules:  Icon_minitimeAugust 27th 2010, 3:22 am

Not just toddler rules - my kids do some of these now & they are 7 & 8!!
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PostSubject: Re: Toddler Rules:    Toddler Rules:  Icon_minitimeAugust 27th 2010, 3:49 am

heck i have a hubby that still does some!!!! lol

thanks for sharing
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PostSubject: Re: Toddler Rules:    Toddler Rules:  Icon_minitimeAugust 27th 2010, 5:44 am

spuccini wrote:
Not just toddler rules - my kids do some of these now & they are 7 & 8!!

I hear ya! I love you lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Toddler Rules:    Toddler Rules:  Icon_minitimeAugust 27th 2010, 5:45 am

lindainsask wrote:
heck i have a hubby that still does some!!!! lol

thanks for sharing
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Hee hee
I love you lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Toddler Rules:    Toddler Rules:  Icon_minitimeAugust 27th 2010, 2:50 pm

These are true :-)
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