--All I need to know about life, I learned from a cow:
-Wake up in a happy Moooo--d.
-Don’t cry over spilled milk.
-The grass is greener on the other side of the fence.
-Turn the udder cheek and moooo--ve on.
-Seize every opportunity and milk it for all it’s worth.
-It’s better to be seen and not herd.
-Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.
-Never take any bull from anybody.
-Always let them know who’s Bossy!
-Stepping on cow pies brings good luck!
-Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.
-Remember to cow--nt your blessings every day.
From “All About Dorothy the Cow,”
An email rec’d July 2004.
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