Scrapbooking (noun) - 1. Obsessive compulsive disorder consisting of pouring your grocery money and savings account into blank book in such a way that makes the act justifiable;
2. Causes euphoria and giddiness in those afflicted.
3. Common ailment among scrapbookers for which there is no known cure. The disease can be contracted through close encounters with other scrapbookers.
4. This virus is extremely contagious. Those affected must be quarantined for one week in a scrapbook store with a large limit credit card until symptoms subside.