WACKY Wednesday - July 11th

Normally 'teachers jokes' mean fun at a teacher's expense, whereas these excuse notes are teacher's revenge, having a laugh at pupil's excuses, some were even written by the children themselves.

These are excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling), collected by schools from all over the country.

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Please exkuce Pam for being absent from skool. She was sick and I had her shot.

Dear School:
Please exscuse Cecil being absent on June 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Please excuse Marvin from Physical Education lessons for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Ray was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

Bethan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

Please excuse Ray from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs.

Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

Please excuse Eddie for being. It was his father's fault.

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wears.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.


Hope you got a chuckle!!!

Oh my!! Those are hilarious!! Gotta be careful when I laugh, cause I have "loose vowels"!!

Loved this one!
Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Makes you wonder who really wrote the notes

lol

I have a friend called ray who happens to be a singer, i just thought of him when i read this and i lost it

Those are funny! Love the one about the Sunday paper!

I remember when I was in grade 10... a friend and myself skipped school for a whole week.... She wrote a note for me saying that I had pnuemonia!! I used to leave a the same time for the bus in the am, and when I saw the bus coming, I would run and hide behind the skating shack, then I would run across the field and go to my friend's house. We hung out all day doing nothing. I would time my return home the same time as the bus came by. Towards the end of the week.. I came home with a text book in hand. my Mom was a t the door... "So, how was school?". Needless to say I was in big trouble!! LOL!!