Better late than never - right
I found these weird quotes for you to laugh at:
Slogan of 105.9, the classic rock radio station in Chicago: "Of all the radio stations in Chicago ... we're one of them."
With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand miles closer to globular cluster 13 in the constellation Hercules, and still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no such thing as progress. -- Ransom K. Ferm
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. -- Dave Barry
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. -- A. Whitney Brown
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore. -- Mark Twain
668: The Neighbor of the Beast
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. -- Johnny Carson
Don't worry about temptation--as you grow older, it starts avoiding you. -- Old Farmer's Almanac
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. -- Mark Twain
"Time's fun when you're having flies." -- Kermit the Frog
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." -- Charlie Brown, _Peanuts_ [Charles Schulz]
Calvin: People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. Hobbes: Isn't the zipper on your pants supposed to be in the front
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April 13th 2012, 9:56 pm
